Computerized Poetry…
¤Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.
¤Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.
¤Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.
¤Lakhon hnge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,
Mere pyar k icon pe kbhi to double click karo
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1 Bar Hichki Aye Samjhna
i am Remembering U
2Bar Aye To
I Want 2 Meet U
3Bar AyeTo
I Miss U
Agar, phir se Aye
To Plz pani pee lena
Mujhe aur Bhi Kaam hai…
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Thanx God.
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Apko msg mil gaya
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Daikha kitna karam hai
Allah ka.
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Apko jahan 1 month k liye Qaid kiya hai wahan b Signals aate hain
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Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,
Pakistan ma Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,
World cupT-20 kon lya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan
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3 Monkeys ran 4m zoo
1st found watching TV
2nd found playing footbal
n 3rd?
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No friend, it’s not u
Hamesha aisa hi q sochty ho?Wo mil nai raha
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Hi all,
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st ;)
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GrL: Papa,1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i LuVv yEw bolA,
kya karu ??
Fathr: ßeta usse shadi kr le,
Zindgi mai agr dubara boley to mera nam badal dena …
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Animals
Ki
Khususiat
Bandar: Banana Khata Hy,
Dog: Wafadar Hota Hy,
Plz
Aagy
Mat
Parhna
Ruko
Mat
Parho
Gadha: Woi Karta Hy Jis Kaam Se Mana karo.
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ALERT!!
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(! ! Dunia
.!!. Walo..
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Meri jutti kon paa geya ay?
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According to Newton’s 5th Law
“In MaSjid if u put Your jUtti in front of u, twadi Namaz nai hoye gi,
But
If u put jUTti behind u, twadi JuTti nai hoye gi…”
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Ye soch kar tum ny Shadi walay ghar say poket ma BIRIYANI dall li …..
Daagh to chala jay ga,
ye waqat phir nahi aay ga……………………
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Hamesha,
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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“Kanjar kise di nai manda”
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Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,
G chahta ha k In me doob jaun,
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-,-,-,-,-,-
oye menu bar Kado oye main te ewain gal kiti c.
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Pakistan Mushkilat Mein Kyun Hy?
Aabadi:16 Crore
4 Crore Retire
4 Crore job nhi Karte
2 Crore School Me parte hain
2 Crore 5 Saal se chote hain
2 Crore Berozgaar
1,99,99,998 Jail Mein Hen.
Baaqi hum “DOONO” Bache Hen
AP SMS parhne Men Busy Ho
Main Akele Pakistan Kaise Chalaon :-)
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Naka naka dumdum fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS
Ye AFRICAN Zuban me likha hy
Iska Urdu me mtlb hy
Naak me ungli marne se fursat mil jaye to SMS kr liya kro
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If u want to drive “MERCEDEZE
&
Wish to go
“SWITZER LAND”
&
Like to live in
“5 star hotel”
Then visit our website
“www . Beta Apni Oqat Men Raho . com”
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!_____! !_____! !_____! Baalti (=LUX=) Soap :*******: :*******: Towel :*******:
Ye sab bhej diya he.
Plz kal ZaRooR naha lena.
Eid ka intzar chhoro
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1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bolny wala Tota dekha jo
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane check karne k liye usse pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tuta hun.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri maa da khsm a salya ik wari keh nai ditta k main toota waan
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Daanton ki hifazat ke 3 tareeqay:
No.1
Daily Brush karna.
No.2
Meethi cheezon se parhez karna.
Aur …
No.3
Mere saath muhn sambhal k baat karna :)
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SAAS
nay apnay 3
Damaadon ki Mohobbat azmanay k liye
un k samnay Darya mein chalang laga di …
1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia !!
Uss ko saas ki trf sy CAR mil gaee
2nd day yehi drama hua …
2sre Damaad nay bacha lia !!
Usy Motor Cycle inam mili
3rd day repeated !!
3sre damaad nay socha mere liye Cycle hi reh gayee hai …
kya zarurat hai bachanay ki !!
SAAS doob gayee
Aglay din Uss Damaad ko
MERCEDEZ mil gayee !!
SUSSAR ki taraf se..
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